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THE INTELLIGENCE FACTOR
A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want thr...
CRUISING WITH THE PENGUINS
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: You can't drive around wi...
THREE WISHES
A little old lady was in the kitchen one day, washing the dishes when suddenly a little genie appeared beside her. You've led a long and g...
THE LONELY FROG
A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store. His Personal Psy...
The Amazing Pet
A man went into a pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy a pet. But, he didn't want your ordinary, garden variety pet! No, he w...
Cooking Instructions
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migrato...
Horsing Around
Two horses were walking back to the paddock after a days training. One says to the other I can't understand why we are so slow, we come fr...
IS THAT YOUR DOG?
A timid little man, walked into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman ...
I'VE GOT A BEAR BEHIND
Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it...
How to Tell the Weather
To Tell the weather, Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the...
THE FIRE DOG
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat...
The Christian Horse
There's this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and w...
A Fish Tale
A big-time negotiator was out fishing one day when he caught a strange looking fish. He reeled the fish in, unhooked it, and threw it on t...
Bear Alert
The California State Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and golfers to take extra precautions and keep ale...
Wake Up Call
Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone. . . Your dog's ...
Help Wanted
A sign was hung in an office window. It read: Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual. An e...
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